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"We'll name it right now: La Mina," Cahoone declares, hoisting a glass of cheap red wine. "But it has a double meaning. In Argentina, they call chicks minas. Miners always referred to Œthe mine' as a woman because they have all these superstitions that if a woman enters a mine, it'll collapse because she gets jealous."
Without a canary to warn of falling oxygen levels, Tarantella has been holding its collective breath off and on in La Mina since 2000, the year Cahoone met Rumley at the Denver Folklore Center, where he works as a guitar technician. After commissioning Rumley to fix an instrument for her then-husband, Christian Basso (a well-known composer in Argentina), Cahoone gradually enlisted other players from Denver's incestuous so-called heroin-rock scene. The Auto Club's rhythm section, bassist Daniel Jon Grandbois and drummer Ordy Garrison, came aboard, as did O'Dea. Then Cahoone met Ferbrache at a card game hosted by the Denver Gentlemen.
"I had no idea he was this studio engineer," Cahoone recalls. "All I knew was that he was this killer poker asshole guy. We whipped out the Trivial Pursuit later on, and by the end of the night, Bob was saying, 'I'll take on all you guys, plus the Internet.' That's what happens after forty: You just know everything."
Worldly and soft-spoken, Big Bad Bob has been everything from a self-made geologist and photo historian of Ebbets Field to a fixer of primitive, government-owned data-card computers in Egypt. A onetime pedal-steel player for 16 Horsepower, Ferbrache has toured with the Healers, the Haters, the Soul Merchants and Blood Axis, whose internationally acclaimed shockfest, The Gospel of Inhumanity, featured snippets from a three-hour jailhouse conversation between Charles Manson and Blood co-founder and journalist Michael Moynihan. A notorious recording that garnered death threats in '95, Gospel remains Ferbrache's best-selling work. "Absinthe records wouldn't exist if it wasn't for that album, that's for sure," he says. It's a good thing for local music lovers too, considering that Ferbrache's endless resumé includes DeVotchKa, the Czars, Lilium, and Munly and the Lee Lewis Harlots.
"I've been pretty successful in not doing stuff I'm not interested in," Ferbrache admits. "I just heard John and Kal's music once and thought it was fantastic. It doesn't sound like anything else."
For a guy who actually went to the Notre Dame cathedral in Paris to capture every single key of the pipe organs on a DAT recorder, such an admission speaks volumes. Then again, Rumley's own bouncy, staccato stylings counterpoint Cahoone's accordion lines like a dark, tangled melodrama from the Middle Ages. It's enough to make a gargoyle weep.
Cahoone has seen more than her share of sorrow, lugging a squeeze box throughout South America, spending four years in Buenos Aires -- the setting for Manuel Puig's acclaimed drama Kiss of the Spider Woman and the birthplace of Che Guevara. "I lived in a home with a boy whose parents were killed for reading Karl Marx," she reveals. "Being this American chick who's just romantic and stupid, I honestly learned so much that it was almost too much. I didn't want to know that my country was responsible for training people to rape women and torture college kids."