The Post would probably love to reduce the overall number of comics it runs. After all, eight pages worth of full-color funnies is mighty expensive to publish, especially given the well-known struggles of the print newspaper business these days. But if dozens of strips were slashed, the broadsheet's headquarters would be stormed by livid locals who can't imagine starting their day without perusing the latest shenanigans of that lovable Marmaduke. Hence, the likeliest items to go will be newer comics that haven't yet had the time to build up a significant following, leaving the likes of "Blondie and Dagwood" to molder in public for another year. Hilarious.